Corporate Beggers

Na wa o Naija, Wonders shall never end, 

Two corporate beggars inside the campus of yabatech, one was coming from the back gate and the other from the front gate, the first called to the second and their conversation

First Beggar: Excuse me Sir, Can I have some minute of your time, (The second beggar who was curious about what the First Beggar wants to say,
Second Beggar: Ok, how can I help you?
First Beggar: Do you understand Yoruba language?
Second Beggar: Beeni (Yes)
First Beggar:      Jo se mo le ri #50 lowo e, mo fe sare de yaba (please can I get #50 from you, I want to use as transport fare to Yaba)
Second Beggar: Weere, Oya tete beere si nsare lo yaba, ibe le mi na ti n bo, ba ya wa pade e lo mi lona (Madman, you better start running to Yaba, may be you will meet another person to dupe, Corporate Beggar)

Weeks after the second beggar meet with the First Beggar but did not recognize him, this time it was the second beggar begging. At the front gate entrance of Yabatech

Second Beggar: Excuse me Sir; I will like to have a word with you
First Beggar: (Disturbed, hoping he wouldn’t be embarrassed) Am all hears (he composed himself since he was well dressed)
Second Beggar: Am going to Bariga Sir, and I was robbed of my wallets and I have no money with me.

The First Beggar gave him a dirty slap immediately, drawing the attention of people around including the school security officers at the gate.

First Beggar: You must be very crazy!!! , how dare you tell me you were robbed , what a big lie, you were robbed and they did not collect your infinix hot 2 phone,  you were robbed and they did not collect your Rolex, those robbers must have been foolish like you, People like you are BEGGARS!!!!

While he was talking, a police officer approach the First Beggar, the First Beggar immediately posed making a call to an inspector

First Beggar: (Still on phone) don’t worry Inspector Ladele have seen one of your Corporal here, (he immediately looking at the police rank and name on his chest) Welcome Corporal Clement.
Police Officer: Sir; what happened?
First Beggar: This man is a criminal, he lied that he was robed and wanted to extol money from me. Please I don’t want him to go scot free, just let him do frog jump from here to yaba market twice.
Second Beggar: (who is already crying) Oga police, no be so o, I just dey ask am for #50.
Police Officer: Start jumping thief, (to the First Beggar) Oga no worry, I go handle am pass weytin you even send me.
First Beggar: Wait Officer, let me tell him something,(to the second beggar, Whisper) In your life, when your colleague ask you for money,  you no go tell am say make him run go yaba, weere (madman) Corporate beggar

LOL, if you were in the shoe of the First Beggar would you have done more or what you will do if you were the second beggar.

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